Hugest Pet Peeve Ever, Or At Least For Today:
People who insist on remarking on your sunburn.
“Looks like you got some sun out there!”
Yeah, I know I got some sun. I know because I see it every time I glance sideways when I pass a reflective pane of glass and, for a split second, think, “HOLY SHIT, GIANT LOBSTER!” I feel it every time someone touches me or, hell, if a hard breeze blows. I know I look like a tomato with legs and a blond bob. Now go chew on some glass or something, please and thank you.
This is the most irritating kind of small talk you could ever make with me. Do not do it.
You have been warned.