Thursday Evil Twin.
Okay, so there is this evil twin of mine that comes around on Thursday and wants to go out for drinks. She’s very hyper and bouncy and will maybe even pressure you to go out with her.
Do. Not. Go. Out. With. Her.
Send her home with a pat on the head, tell her all the bars blew up or something, but under no circumstances should you indulge this evil twin of mine.
At least not when she comes out on a Thursday. Friday? Saturday? Shit, take that woman OUT. But never on a Thursday. She gets so excited, she forgets there’s still one more day of work in the week.
I can has Advil, please?