I have to pee.

February 11, 2008 at 6:53 am Leave a comment

So I went ahead and checked the list of things I would like to get up at 6 a.m. to do, and I’m pretty sure “drink a fuck-ton of water and then not pee” is not on it.

I’ve been having a weird pain in my ovary so I have to get a pelvic ultrasound. I would just like to ask where I can donate money to a foundation for creating a method of looking at female reproductive organs that doesn’t require women to do the potty dance for a couple hours. Can you hook me up with those guys? Because I want to write them a check.

It’s 2008. I want hover cars, Air McFly’s and an ultrasound that doesn’t require inflating the bladder with water.

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